– Dipesh Karmacharya
Son: Father, why did you send me to school?
Father: Because, to make you a doctor.
Son: But the teacher always make me a cock.
A teacher asked the students to write “Blind Pig”
And one of the boy wrote, “Blind pg”
“Nonsense” said the teacher, “where is the (i) of pig ?”
“A blind Pig has no eye” replied the boy.